Posts by Kelly:
Baby guinea pigs
Ok – so Sydney’s friend Ava asked if we could adopt her pet guinea pig. Her mother is allergic, and her father already has enough animals. So we took it. We fed it what we thought was the appropriate amount. It got fat. VERY fat. Like, PREGNANT fat. Had two babies last night. Fantastic. Just […]
No Country for Old Predators
Bill has done it again. Finalist for the MTV video awards. Third video listed. He is funny. Fuh. Knee.
Down another 2.5
Porter Valley started a contest about 8 weeks ago called “The Spring Shape Up” – so I entered. Plan is to pick a target number of day to work out (I picked 3, but actually go in 6 times a week minimum) and a goal – either to lose weight or bodyfat %. I am […]
Time to UPGRADE my operating system
That’s right. Having gone from Ubuntu to Vista (because I need to test my killer construction management software in IE), I have decided it is time to truly upgrade for speed and stability. Hello Windows XP! That’s right. I’ll say it, and I’ll say it loud: VISTA SUCKS. It is a bloated, slow, buggy, unstable, […]
Night golf
This was awesome. Me and David playing golf at Porter Valley Country Club at NIGHT. Light up balls, glow sticks on the pins, glow sticks on the tees, and booze and food every few holes. Shot a 69 in a four-man scramble, which isn’t great – but not bad considering half the holes were in […]
Candy to prevent tooth decay
Developed at UCLA – a lollipop that prevents tooth decay. As Josh would say – crazier than a fish with titties.
St. Pats Drinking
For more years than I care to remember, I have been a drinking MACHINE on St. Pats. I worked at Brennan’s Pub for years running the turtle races, and as a result I would drink there – often from 6am until 2am the next day – every single year. This year I ended up with […]
Going to church
Yes. I went to church today. Seems odd, given that I am indeed an atheist, and a studied one at that. But I also have a daughter, and my ex-wife likes to take her to her church. So I went. And here are my thoughts: Yes, there were good lessons to take away. The theme […]
Cancun, Math Tests, and Software
Those are the 3 things in my life lately. Cancun for the Liu festivities – insane fun. Sad to see them move to Hong Kong. Bartended every night. Lay on the beach all day. Gorgeous wedding. Ultra-fun reception. Math test for Sydney. Know she will do well because she studied hard, insisting that I create […]