Bachelor Party

For David.  Ouch.  Here are all the details, just in case David’s fiancee or my girlfriend, or Kent’s wife are reading:

It started off with some lighthearted joking over a couple of sprites and a good meal on Friday night.  We talked for a while about how in love David is, and how happy he is to be getting married.  Everyone agreed that we all crave the same thing – and just want to stay as far away as possible from women with “morally casual attitudes.”  Then we headed out for some fun - gambling!  We played some $2 blackjack and watched some folks play craps (just seems to expensive to get involved in), and before we knew it, it was 11pm!  Time for bed – we had a big day tomorrow.

We got up around 8am (like I said – we had a lot to do!) and had a nice healthy breakfast down at the coffee shop.  We’d heard that the food was OUTSTANDING there, and we weren’t disappointed!  Then it was off to do some shopping for the girlfriends and wives.  We labored over tough choices (shoes, tops, jewelry), giving each other advice on what we thought they’d like best.  We got it all done, and in record time – we were back at the hotel by 4pm!  Time for more gambling before dinner.  Kent came out on top, winning $35 before we pulled him away.  I got hurt the most (which is surprising, because everyone knows I’m not much for gambling).  Even after losing $22, I was still up for some fun.  What can I say?  I’m an animal!

So now it was time for a club.  We headed to the Voo Doo Lounge (it was in the hotel – who needs to waste $8 on cabs?) and managed to get in for free because we were staying in the hotel.  What a place!  Great view, and lots of fun people.  The music was a bit loud, but still fun.  I admit that we did spend a fair amount of time explaining to some of the laides there that NO, they could not dance with David – he was getting MARRIED.  Several asked if we had been to a strip club yet – can you believe it?  Right – like we’re going to take a guy who is getting MARRIED to a STRIP CLUB?  What’s next?   Let him drink too much and start gambling with a handful of money?  Yeah – right.

We stepped up to the bar for a cocktail.  Someone suggested shots (again – I’m not much into that) so we said “What the heck!  It’s David’s party!”  We got a round of Red Headed somethingorothers – I don’t recall exactly the name.  Down they went!  Woo hoo!  Then the bill came – talk about a downer.  Over $10 EACH for such a small drink?  I don’t think so.  I asked to see the manager.  I met with a gentleman named “Crusher” (who I thought was the bouncer out front, but I could be wrong) who wouldn’t budge on the price.  I told him we’d pay it, but he could FORGET about us buying anymore – and that we might in fact even LEAVE.  At least he was nice enough to escort us out.

By then we were pretty beat – it was almost midnight, and we had to leave the next morning, so it was off to bed.  Back to the same excellent coffeee shop the next morning, and then on the road.  I think it’s safe to say that te weekend lived up to eveyone’s expectations all the way around – I just hope David made to work OK on Monday! 

Sorry for the long post, but I wanted to fill the laides in on how it all happened.  If any of you guys want more details, feel free to call or email.  Use the “secret” email or address, or call when Pam is at work – I sure don’t want to bore her with more details.