New Kitchen

I have decided to embark upon one of the more dangerous journeys one can set out upon: the remodeling of my kitchen. ALREADY I am overwhelmed with the options, investigation required, and potential expense involved. There are cabinets, countertops, appliances, flooring – to say nothing of actually redesigning the layout of a kitchen designed and built in 1956.

God help me. Thankfully, the best deigner in the UNIVERSE is helping with it (Brian Oslin of Huntington Beach, Ca), and since I routinely WHIP his ass at golf, he feels he owes it to me. Brian designs everything from simple kitchens for shmoes like me, to multi-bazillion dollar homes for famous stars. That’s what’s cool about Brian – he’s a money whore, so he’ll do it for anyone.

Must go back to work now, so I can make enough money to someday, maybe, pay for this project.